Unbelievable Coorg Escape: Reji's Stay Awaits!
Unbelievable Coorg Escape: Reji's Stay Awaits!
Unbelievable Coorg Escape: Reji's Stay Awaits! - My Absolutely Chaotic, Yet Totally Worth It, Review!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the Coorg tea on Unbelievable Coorg Escape: Reji's Stay Awaits!. This isn't your dry, sanitized brochure review. This is the raw, unfiltered truth from someone who just wrestled a mosquito, stared a monkey in the face, and maybe, just maybe, had a little too much of that Coorg coffee. Let's get messy!
First Impressions & Getting There: The Arrival Saga (and the Parking Predicament!)
So, the name? "Unbelievable Coorg Escape"… it sets expectations, right? And honestly, it mostly delivers. The drive was… well, Coorg driving is an adventure in itself. Seriously, if you're booking an airport transfer (which, btw, Airport transfer is available, thankfully!), DO IT. I attempted a self-drive initially. Big mistake. The roads are… let’s just say they have personality. But hey, the scenery? Unreal. Lush, green, and straight-up breathtaking. And the car park [free of charge]? A definite win. Finding a spot became a minor obsession, but hey, free is free. I'm still working on my parallel parking, so the valet parking option might be worth it next time!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Generally Good!)
Okay, real talk. Wheelchair accessible information is tricky. They mention Facilities for disabled guests, but I didn’t personally check specifics. That said, the common areas seemed pretty navigable. Elevator? Yes! Makes lugging those suitcases (and souvenirs - more on those later!) a breeze. Check-in/out [express] is a godsend after a long journey, and the Contactless check-in/out is a definite win in the post-COVID world!
Rooms: My Sanctuary (And My Occasional Chaos Zone)
My room? Oh, my room! Let's just say it was my personal chaos zone, but in the best way possible. It had Air conditioning (praise the lord!), a seriously comfy bed, with Extra long bed, and those glorious Blackout curtains! Seriously, slept like a baby (after I wrestled with the mosquito). The Mini bar was stocked, the complimentary water was a life saver, and the Coffee/tea maker? My best friend in the mornings. I mean, that was before I stumbled into the cafe. It also had all the essentials! Hair dryer, in-room safe box, TV with loads of Satalite/cable channels and lots more.
Here's a slight rant for you: There were just so many channels and not enough time to watch each. A Laptop workspace was available, but who wants to work when you're in Coorg? I was only looking for a free WIFi access to share photos. You also had Desk, and a Seating area in rooms.
Now, for the weird stuff. There was an Additional toilet, which, I thought, was weird, but also useful. A Bathtub was there for a relaxed bathing. The Bathroom phone remains a mystery. All this and much more!
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe (Mostly)
Okay, this is important. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, I'll admit it. But I felt pretty safe. Cleanliness and safety are clearly a priority here. The Daily disinfection in common areas gave me peace of mind, and the visible Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol, so that was good. The Rooms sanitized between stays is also a plus.
Food, Glorious Food! (And That Darn Buffet!)
The food situation at Reji's? Let's just say it was a highlight, a temptation, and sometimes, a minor existential crisis.
Breakfast [buffet]: The Buffet in restaurant was HUGE. So many choices. Like, overwhelming choices. Asian breakfast! Western breakfast! I'm a sucker for a Breakfast [buffet], but I'm also a sucker for over-eating. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Absolutely essential. I became a regular at the Coffee shop!
Restaurants: And that's where the A la carte menu came in. I got to try some Asian cuisine in restaurant and loved it. International cuisine in restaurant was also served. I tried some Vegetarian restaurant, tried some Salad in restaurant, and even tried Soup in restaurant.
Snack bar and others! I also tried out the Poolside bar. And yes, the obligatory Bottle of water was provided, and the staff were ever ready to cater my needs!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: My Zen Almost Evaporated…Then Returned.
The Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] was… breathtaking. The Pool with view? Gorgeous. Spent hours there, just floating and staring at the verdant hills. It's Family/child friendly. so if you're after a romantic vibe, this may not be the best time, but definitely the place to be.
The Spa: I indulged. I confess. Spa, Sauna, Jacuzzi and Steamroom. All. Of. It. The Body scrub and Body wrap were heavenly. The Massage? Pure bliss. My muscles were screaming after those Coorg drive.
Fitness Center: Didn't go. I'm on vacation. But it's there if you're feeling virtuous (which I clearly wasn't).
Services & Conveniences: They Got the Basics Covered
- Concierge: Helpful, but maybe a little too eager to push tours (that's just me, though!).
- Laundry service and Dry cleaning: Saved my travel wardrobe.
- Cash withdrawal: Essential.
- Luggage storage: Easy and convenient.
- Facilities for disabled guests: They mention it, but I didn't personally check specifics.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Outdoor venue for special events: For those who want to mix business with pleasure.
- Gift souvenir Shop: You'll find some items to take back home.
For the Kids (And Those Who Are Kids at Heart)
- Babysitting service: If you need it.
- Kids meal: available,
- Kids facilities: I didn't check it out.
Internet Access: The Wi-Fi Saga
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: the Internet. Wi-Fi [free] is promised, and it mostly worked. In those areas, well, let's say the signal strength wasn't always my friend. But hey, at least the coffee was strong enough to make up for it. And the Internet Access – wireless was great. Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services were available.
My Overall Verdict: Worth It? Absolutely!
Look, Unbelievable Coorg Escape: Reji's Stay Awaits! isn't perfect. But it delivers on the "escape" part. The scenery is stunning, the food is delicious, the spa is divine, and the staff are generally friendly (some a little too friendly, almost like family). Here are some highlights:
- The place is Family/child friendly.
- You'll probably see some monkeys (they're mostly harmless, just don't feed them!).
- The Coorg coffee is seriously addictive. Be warned!
- I'm ready to go back, even if it means wrestling a mosquito or two.
My Offer (Because I'm Feeling Generous!)
Book now and get 10% off your stay! PLUS, a complimentary Coorg coffee tasting experience, plus free upgrade for long stayers! Use code "COORGLOVE" at checkout. Because, trust me, you'll fall in love with Coorg. And maybe, just maybe, you'll even fall in love with Reji's Stay, too. Go on, give it a try. You'll thank me later. Now, If you see a monkey, send it over here!
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Reji's Stay: Coorg Chaos & Coffee Dreams - A Messy Itinerary
Okay, so, I’m already behind. The flight to Bangalore was delayed (surprise!), and I’m pretty sure the guy next to me on the bus to Coorg was trying to sell me something…I think it was a root vegetable. Anyway, here's the vaguely planned, highly likely-to-go-sideways itinerary for my Coorg adventure at Reji's Stay. Buckle up, buttercups. It's gonna be a ride.
Day 1: Bangalore Blues & the Drive of Doom (and Delight)
- Morning (LOL, Right?): Arrive in Bangalore. Ha! Let's be real, probably arrive in Bangalore much later than expected, after a series of missed connections and a near-meltdown at the airport over lukewarm coffee. Mentally preparing myself for the travel. Deep breaths. Lots of them.
- Mid-Day (ish): The Great Coorg Bus Hunt. Find the bus to Madikeri – probably involves a lot of flailing arms, questionable Hindi (my pronunciation is…unique), and praying I don't get stuck next to another root vegetable enthusiast. Praying the bus has AC. Praying harder it has a working toilet.
- Afternoon/Early Evening: The scenic drive! Supposedly. Okay, maybe it'll be scenic if I can keep my eyes open after the bus ride (and avoid motion sickness. I'm already preparing for some). The drive itself, hopefully punctuated by roadside chai stops and maybe a cheeky samosa or two. I'm envisioning lush green mountains, coffee plantations…and very little traffic. Fingers crossed for the latter.
- Anecdote Alert: Remember that time I tried to navigate a crowded marketplace in Mumbai? Let's just say the only thing scenic about it was the speed at which I got lost. Trying not to repeat that experience.
- Late Evening: Arrive (finally!) at Reji's Stay. Check-in, collapse, and…hopefully, the warm welcome I was promised. Really hoping the bed is comfy because I’m already exhausted. Maybe a quick freshen up. And then, FOOD. God, I'm so hungry.
Day 2: Coffee, Culture, and Cataracts of Joy (Possibly)
- Morning: Coffee! This is the most important part of the trip. Reji's place promised coffee grown on-site. I'm envisioning a blissful morning spent sipping strong, dark (or whatever the local preference is) coffee, overlooking rolling hills. This is the dream. This is the reason I came.
- Anecdote: OK, so, I once tried making coffee in a French press. Let's just say it exploded, and I resemble a modern art piece. So, I'll leave the coffee brewing to the experts here.
- Mid-Morning: Explore Madikeri town. Apparently, there's a fort (I'm a sucker for old ruins), a temple, and some markets. Trying to psych myself up for bartering, which I'm notoriously terrible at. My negotiation skills peak at "Please?"
- Lunch: Local cuisine! I'm trying to be brave and sample everything, but I might need a little liquid courage (aka a Kingfisher) to face some of the spicier dishes. Bring on the spice! Maybe.
- Afternoon: Dubare Elephant Camp? Seems interesting. Me and elephants! Maybe I can get a good photo to put on my Instagram. If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll try to help with cleaning or feeding them. No promises, though. I get nervous around big animals.
- Evening: Back to Reji's for dinner. My expectations are high. Maybe a cooking class to learn some local recipes if I'm not utterly wiped from the day. And if the wifi is good, maybe some Netflix and chill. The "chill" more than the "Netflix".
Day 3: The Big Kodagu Hike & Waterfall of Awesome
- Morning: Okay, this is the day for the hike to the top. If this is the right day I'm assuming I'm going to do a hike. The plan is to do so on any day possible.
- Mid-Day: Waterfalls! Waterfalls! A thousand times waterfalls! I'm hoping they're as stunning as they look in the photos. There's something inherently therapeutic about waterfalls, right? Maybe I'll shed a tear of joy, or possibly from the cold. I'm ready to get wet.
- Afternoon: Back to the campsite to dry all the clothes and enjoy some downtime.
- Evening: Another delicious dinner (fingers crossed!), and maybe a chat with other guests around a campfire. Maybe! I’m terrible at small talk with strangers, but the lure of roasted marshmallows might just entice me.
Day 4: Leaving the Lost Land - and The Reality
- Morning: One last coffee, dammit! Savoring it. Really savoring it. Reluctantly packing up. Saying goodbye to Reji (and hopefully, avoiding the dreaded small talk).
- Mid-Day: The drive back to Bangalore. This might be even worse than the way there, now that I'm exhausted.
- Afternoon/Evening: Flight home. Praying for no delays, no root vegetables, and that I actually remember everything so I can tell people about it.
The Unscheduled Stuff (because, let's face it, that's what I'll actually remember):
- The Food: Constant, ongoing assessment of the food. Will I survive the spice? Will I discover a new favorite dish? Will I accidentally eat something I shouldn't? Time will tell!
- The People: Meeting locals, trying to pronounce their names correctly (which can be quite a challenge), and hopefully making some friends.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster: Expecting a healthy dose of awe, frustration, self-doubt, and pure, unadulterated joy. That's the point, right?
- The Coffee (again): Seriously, the coffee. It's the reason I'm here.
This is just a general framework. Real life? Let's see what happens. And try not to judge me too harshly if it all goes sideways. It's all part of the adventure, right?!
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Unbelievable Coorg Escape: Reji's Stay Awaits! - The Chaotic Truth You NEED to Know
Okay, so... "Unbelievable Coorg Escape"? Is that, like, legit? Or is it hyperbole for basic bungalow living?
Okay, FINE. "Unbelievable" might be stretching it a *teensy* bit. Look, Coorg is gorgeous, no arguments there. And Reji's place... well, it's *good*. Think less "over-the-top luxury", more "rustic charm with a side of questionable plumbing". The views? Stunning. The food? Mostly delicious, though I *swear* I saw the cook use the same spoon for the dal and the sambar. Judgmental, much? Maybe. But relatable, right? It's like, you *want* to love it, and most of the time, you DO. Except when the power goes out, which happened, oh, about five times. But hey, then you get to look at the stars, so... still "unbelievable," just in a slightly different way. Prepare for a bit of adventure, is all I'm saying.
Right, plumbing. Be honest. Is the water situation a disaster?
Alright, alright. The plumbing. Let's just say I developed a newfound appreciation for the concept of "water pressure". And "hot water" felt like a lottery win. One morning? Ice cold shower. Another? It was, shall we say, a bit of a *trickle*. But here's the thing: after a long trek through the coffee plantations, even a *trickle* felt sublime. Especially when you're covered in that red laterite dust, which, by the way, gets *everywhere*. So, yeah... manage your expectations. Pack a sense of humor. And maybe a wet wipe or two. (Just in case.) Look, it's part of the charm, okay? It builds character! And the hot water, when it *did* arrive? Glorious. Worth the wait. Mostly.
What's the food REALLY like? I'm hearing rumours...
The food…ah, the food. Honestly, it's a highlight. Unless, *you're* the one who's allergic to peanuts, then it’s a highlight with a side of panic. The Coorgi cuisine itself is incredible – rich, flavorful, and packed with spices. I'm talking pandi curry (pork), kadambuttu (steamed rice balls), the works. It can be REALLY spicy, so be warned. And don't even get me started on the *coffee*. Seriously, it’s like coffee crack. Freshly brewed, robust, and you'll be drinking it until your teeth are stained a permanent shade of brown. I think I had about five cups before breakfast every day. No regrets. One day, though? The sambar was a bit… off. Like, a little too much tamarind, maybe? Or possibly something else entirely that I'm too scared to name. But hey, mistakes happen. Mostly delicious. Definitely worth the risk.
Okay, let's talk about the staff. Are they helpful? Or do you end up chasing someone down for a towel?
The staff...they're... well, they're *there*. Mostly. When they're actually reachable, they’re lovely, super friendly, and eager to help. I had one instance where I needed a new towel, and it took like, three requests and a friendly "Hey, uh, any towels?" before one materialized. My partner, the ever-patient one, was trying to take a shower at that moment and decided to use a sarong for a towel. That really sums it up, doesn't it? It's not that they're rude; it's more of a relaxed pace. Coorg time, they call it. You gotta learn to go with the flow, you know? They'll bring you coffee, eventually. They'll clean your room, eventually. Just...breathe. Deeply. And when they *do* bring you that coffee? Bliss. Worth the wait. And they did bring a towel eventually.
Is it kid-friendly? I have… *energetic* children.
Kid-friendly... hmmm. It really depends. If your kids are the type who appreciate nature, climbing trees, and exploring, then YES! Absolutely. There's space to run around, there are trails to hike, and you can probably (with supervision, obviously!) find a stream to splash in. But if your children are glued to screens, expecting a luxury resort experience with a kids' club and a constant supply of chicken nuggets? Probably not. It's rustic. It's about being in nature. It's about getting a little bit dirty. My neighbour brought his kids, and they were absolutely miserable, complaining the whole time that there was nothing to do. I mean, there’s *nature!* What more do you need? And lots of mosquitos, so bring bug spray. Trust me on that one. Or be forever itchy. Seriously, bring the spray.
What about activities? Is there stuff to DO or is it just... sitting in the sun?
Okay, activities are where things get… interesting. You can definitely sit in the sun. And it’s glorious. But there’s more. You can go for walks through the coffee plantations (highly recommended, especially after that coffee!). They have some tours arranged (again, highly recommended; even if you don't feel like it, you *should*). You can visit waterfalls, temples, and elephant camps. (The elephant camp… is an experience. Let's leave it at that.) But here's the thing: things aren't always as *efficient* as you might expect. The tour guide might be late. The jeep might break down. The weather might turn on you. Embrace the chaos! It's part of the charm. Besides, sometimes the best thing to do is just… nothing. Find a hammock, sip your coffee, and watch the clouds drift by. That's pretty much the perfect activity, if you ask me.
Is the WiFi any good? Because, you know, the internet is important...
Hah! WiFi. Right. Expect something like, "dial-up in the 90s" quality. Actually, some days were *better* than others. There were moments of blissful connectivity when I could actually CHECK MY EMAILS (gasp!). And then there were the hours, sometimes entire days, when I was forced to… *gasp*… *disconnect*. It was agonizing at first. I mean, I needed to post those Instagram photos to prove I was having a good time, right? But then… something miraculous happened. I actually started to relax. I read a book. I talked to my travel companion. I didn’t look at a screen for five hours at a time. It felt… freeing. So, yeah, the WiFiYour Stay Hub
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