Auckland's Hidden Gem: Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge!
Auckland's Hidden Gem: Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the wonderfully… well, let's just say “interesting” world of the Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge in Auckland, a place they boldly call a "Hidden Gem." Let's see if that's a diamond or just a particularly shiny pebble, shall we? This review is going to be about as polished as my socks after a weekend hike – so expect some dirt and authenticity!
Finding the Knight in Tarnished Armor: Access, Accessibility, and the Bare Necessities
First things first: getting to the Camelot Arms. The "Hidden Gem" part might be accurate because I swear, Google Maps tried to send me through a sheep paddock at one point. But hey, eventually (and thankfully, with a proper road), I arrived. Finding parking was a breeze – Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] are definite wins. The front desk? Front desk [24-hour], always a bonus, especially if your internal clock is as wonky as mine. Check-in/out [express] is a time-saver… and, hey, the Contactless check-in/out is a great touch in these, um, unprecedented times. And yeah, the Elevator made lugging my suitcase feel a bit less like a Herculean task.
Now, for the Accessibility – this is where things get a little murky. While they DO have Facilities for disabled guests, the website isn’t brimming with specific details about what those facilities actually are. A quick call is definitely recommended if you have specific needs. I didn't have any accessibility requests this time, so I can't say how accommodating it is, but the fact they say they have them is a start. Fingers crossed.
Internet Overload! (Or Lack Thereof)
Okay, let’s talk digital life. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! - check! Praise the tech gods! The Internet (general category) exists! And, get this, they also offer Internet access – LAN AND Internet access – wireless in the rooms. It's like they want you to be connected! But, and this is a big but, the speed? Don't hold your breath. You won't be streaming 4K movies, okay? But I managed to upload a few photos and do some work, so that side of things was ok. The Wi-Fi in public areas also exists, which is handy for a quick check of your socials. Cleanliness and Safety: Is it Germ-aphobe Approved?
This is a big one, especially after, you know, gestures vaguely at the world. The Camelot Arms actually seems to be trying. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, a whole bunch of Hand sanitizers strategically placed, and a clear commitment to Daily disinfection in common areas. They even have the magic Room sanitization opt-out available which, I appreciate. Rooms sanitized between stays – awesome! Staff trained in safety protocol – Good! Physical distancing of at least 1 meter – seems to be happening, too. I felt reasonably safe, unlike some places I’ve stumbled into recently. It was a thumbs up from this germaphobe.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Fuel of the Beast (and My Belly)
Okay, let's get to the REAL important stuff: food! First things first, I'd booked the Breakfast in room and it did arrive promptly. It wasn't fancy, but it was fine, and that's a lot better than a pre-packed, sad-looking continental breakfast. Oh, and there's a Breakfast takeaway service which is probably pretty good if you're in a rush. The Coffee shop is decent for a quick caffeine fix. Sadly, the website doesn’t mention the presence of On-site accessible restaurants / lounges – a slight disappointment. There is no Bar and no Poolside bar.
Now, about those other dining mentions… they've got Restaurants, and a Room service [24-hour] setup. I didn't try the restaurants. A la carte in restaurant is what is said. The one major thing that I'd love to know is whether they have Vegetarian restaurant. This is a definite area that could use some beefing up, no pun intended. Because a lot of people love veggie options these days, so a lot more information would be great.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
This section is basically a laundry list of stuff, so I’m going to speed-run it. Air conditioning in public areas, yep! Air conditioning in rooms – also yes! Cash withdrawal? Got it. Concierge? Check. Daily housekeeping – fantastic. Dry cleaning? Yep. Elevator? Already mentioned, but still great. Facilities for disabled guests – yup, again. Ironing service? Present and correct. Laundry service? Check. Luggage storage? Standard. Safety deposit boxes? They’ve got ‘em. Smoking area? It exists, for those of you who partake. This place seems to be covering all the basics pretty well.
Things to Do… Or Not to Do: Relaxation and Recreation (Maybe)
This is where things get… minimalist. The website lists a Swimming pool [outdoor]. And that's IT. No Gym/fitness, No Spa. No Sauna. No Spa/sauna. And definitely no Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, or Steamroom. The only way you're going to relax here is by sheer willpower and maybe a well-timed nap.
For the Kids: Family Fun?
The Family/child friendly label is there, but there isn’t a lot else to back it up. No Babysitting service, no specific Kids facilities, and just one measly mention of a Kids meal. So, parents of young children, proceed with caution.
The Rooms: My Sanctuary (Or Not)?
Okay, the rooms themselves… they're functional, and they're clean. Air conditioning is a lifesaver, especially in Auckland summers. Alarm clock? Check. Coffee/tea maker? Yes! Complimentary tea? Also yes! Daily housekeeping - a godsend! Desk? Present. Sadly, I didn't get a High floor room this time, but the world kept turning just the same! In-room safe box? You betcha, though I trust people, more than the lockbox. Mini bar? No, but hey, there’s a Refrigerator so you can keep your supplies cold. The Refrigerator actually being useful. The Internet access – wireless works, so I could get my work done. The Shower and Separate shower/bathtub were fine, which is probably the most important thing. Again, nothing fancy, but everything you need.
The Anecdote: The Mystery of the Missing Towel
Now, a little anecdote to illustrate the "messy" side of things. On my first morning, there was a distinct lack of a bath towel in my room. I'd just had a lovely shower (the water pressure was surprisingly good), only to discover I was the proud owner of zero drying implements. I had to call reception (kudos to the friendly staff!), and within 15 minutes, the towel arrived. It wasn't a huge deal, but it was a good reminder that this is not a five-star resort. It's a solid, reliable motor lodge with a few quirks.
The Verdict: Is the Camelot Arms a "Hidden Gem"?
Okay, the million-dollar question: Is the Asure Camelot Arms a hidden gem? Honestly? Not quite – but it's a solid, reliable choice, and it does come with a certain charm. It's not a luxury experience, but it's clean, safe, and conveniently located. The staff is friendly and helpful. The basics are all covered, and the price is reasonable. If you're looking for a comfortable base for exploring Auckland, and you're not expecting a spa or a Michelin-starred restaurant, then the Camelot Arms is worth considering.
Here's my opinionated breakdown:
- Pros: Cleanliness, friendly staff, free parking, functional rooms, convenient location.
- Cons: Limited amenities, some areas lack specific details.
Crafting a Compelling Offer (That Actually Works!)
Tired of the Cookie-Cutter Hotels? Discover Auckland's Honest Heart at Asure Camelot Arms!
Looking for a stay that’s clean, comfortable, and won’t break the bank? Escape the generic and discover the real Auckland at the Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge. We're not fancy, we're not pretentious, but we are a genuinely welcoming place to rest your head after a day of exploring this amazing city.
Here’s what you get:
- Spotless Rooms: Relax in a room that’s been meticulously cleaned with anti-viral
Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your polished TripAdvisor itinerary. This is the real deal, post-jetlag ramblings from yours truly, scribbled down after a caffeine-fueled sprint through… well, Auckland. And the epicentre of my temporary existence? The Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge. Here we go… (deep breath)
Auckland & Me: A Messy Love Story (So Far…)
Day 1: Arrival of the Slightly Disoriented Flamingo
- Time: 6:00 AM (or, as my body clock screamed, 2:00 AM, judging by the dark circles)
- Event: Landed in Auckland. The AIRPORT. Oh. My. God. So many sheep. (Just kidding!…mostly). But seriously, immigration was a thing. A big, sweaty, "Where are you staying?" thing.
- Transportation: Qantas. Because apparently, I'm a sucker for a long flight. Also, because crying the whole way. (Not from fear, but from a weird, overstimulated, pre-holiday thing). And then the shuttle to Camelot Arms. (Driver named Barry, who spent the entire ride talking about the All Blacks and the ‘glorious rugby season’. I nodded and smiled a lot because my brain was mostly mush).
- Camelot Arms Impression: First thoughts? “Well, it’s beige…” & “Yay… a parking spot, it all begins now.” The room itself? Smelled faintly of… something! Was it the cleaner? Old air? Regardless, it was MY ROOM for the next few days. The bed’s looking rather inviting.
- Quirky Observation: The little ‘emergency kit’ in the bathroom. Toothpaste and what looks like a packet of cough drops? Seriously, is this a motel or a survival shelter? My guess is the later!
- Emotional Reaction: I'm tired. Bone-deep, soul-crushing, jet-lagged awful. All I want is chocolate. And maybe to crawl under the duvet and vanish for a week.
- Rambles/Imperfections: I forgot to grab my phone charger. So I used the motel's tiny, ancient hairdryer to attempt drying the phone. It didn’t work. I swear I heard the phone cry.
- Dinner: Finally, finally, finally.. I ordered pizza from a shop name 'Pizza Paradise'. (They should change the shop to 'Pizza Prison of the Soul'. The cheese was rubbery. The crust was too greasy. Never Again).
- Verdict: Auckland, you haven't impressed me yet. But the chocolate, the sleep, the sleep… that could win me over.
Day 2: The City of Sails…And Slightly Overwhelmed Tourists
- Time: 9:00 AM (ish… I blame the jet lag).
- Event: Deciding to be a tourist and do the classic Auckland stuff.
- Breakfast: The motel breakfast was… well, it existed. Prepackaged cereal, some suspect-looking bread, and orange juice that tasted suspiciously like ‘orange-flavored-water’.
- Transportation: Uber. Expensive. Especially when you're wandering around lost and end up going the wrong way.
- Auckland Domain: Ah, the Domain. Stunning. Truly. The wintergardens greenhouse was like walking into a tropical dream. Except the humidity made my hair go poof. I felt like a deranged cotton ball.
- Auckland Museum: Okay, I'm a museum nerd. The Maori exhibits were breathtaking. The history, the art… truly thought-provoking. I may have shed a tear or two. (Okay, maybe three. Don't judge).
- Lunch: Found a little cafe in Parnell. Some delicious food. (A proper coffee! Hallelujah!)
- Quirky Observation: So many beautiful people. Seriously, these Aucklanders are ridiculously good-looking. Is this a thing? Are they all secretly models? Do they have a secret beauty potion?
- Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed with awe! I've also developed a massive appreciation for the sun. (Not something you'll feel too strongly about in London).
- Imperfection: I accidentally called a Maori carving ‘cute’. The guide gave me the stare-down.
- Rambles: The boat. OMG, The Harbour Bridge! So many boats! It's a sailing city indeed! It's beautiful, the sheer scale of the place, breathtaking! And the ferries! They're everywhere!
- Evening: Back at the motel. Trying to figure out the TV. It's a battle with the remote. I surrendered and just read a book.
- Verdict: Auckland, you’re winning me over. Slightly. Still need more chocolate. And maybe a nap.
Day 3: Waiheke Island & The Greatest Wine Ever (Probably)
- Time: Awake at 7 am… It felt like 2 am.
- Event: Waiheke Island day trip. Everyone raves about it as the must-do, so..
- Transportation: Ferry to Waiheke. Another Uber (kill me now). Then… the ferry.
- Waiheke Arrival: Wow. Just… wow. The beaches are stunning. The air smells of salt and something vaguely exotic. So immediately I think, 'Ah, here's the real New Zealand'..
- The Great Wine Discovery: Ordered a wine tour bus to visit the best vineyards, and found the best wine. No kidding.
- The Single Experience: The wine. The red wine. The dreamy red wine from Cable Bay. I'm a connoisseur, now! (Or at least I pretend to be). I spent an hour at Cable Bay Vineyard. The taste of the wine? Heavenly.
- Quirky Observation: New Zealand is a land of hills. Everything is uphill. My legs are screaming. My face is sunburnt. But I would do it again! And the people are friendly!
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated bliss. Wine + beauty + sunshine = happy me!
- Imperfection: I spilled some wine on my new skirt. (Dammit).
- Rambles: I have made a new friend. She’s a local (and absolutely gorgeous, of course). I feel like I'm in a travel ad. The wine is expensive, but worth every dolla.
- Evening: Back at the Camelot. (After a pizza which was much better, thankfully).
- Verdict: Waiheke, you were worth the uphill trek. Auckland, I'm officially a convert.
Day 4: Farewell, Auckland! (Maybe)
- Time: 8:00 AM (ish… still battling the jet lag demons).
- Event: Sad to leave! Well, until I remember I have a long flight coming up…
- Packing: Trying to fit all the new purchases (mainly wine) into my suitcase. It’s a Tetris-like situation.
- Transportation: Shuttle to the airport (different driver/ another 'rugby' nut).
- Last thoughts from Camelot Arms: Well, the room wasn't luxury. But hey, it wasn't bad. It was functional, clean(ish), and the bed was comfy. It became a home!
- Emotional Reaction: Mixed. A little bit sad to leave. But also excited. And probably exhausted. And maybe slightly tipsy on the residual wine fumes.
- Imperfection: Completely forgot to buy any souvenirs. Oops. Maybe next time.
- Rambles: Auckland, New Zealand, you were a challenge. But well worth the trip. I'll back.
- Verdict: Auckland, you are officially on my "Worthy of a Return Trip" list. And the Camelot Arms? Well, it was a place to crash. And that's all that matters. Now, somebody get me on a plane!
Auckland's Hidden Gem? Or Just Hidden? My Camelot Arms Deep Dive
Okay, spill it. Is Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge actually a "hidden gem," or just… hidden? Because the location on Google Maps seemed a bit, well, *off the beaten path*?
What about the rooms? Are they actually… decent? I've seen some motel photos online and, well, let's just say some of them haven't aged particularly well…
But I will say this… that microwave? Might've seen better times. It’s probably seen a LOT of better times. I swear, I think it vibrated more than it heated my leftovers. Still, got the job done. Mostly.
So, the "Asure" part… what's that all about? Is it an insurance thing? Or a promise of something… better?
The breakfast situation? Is there one? Continental? Full English? Or just… instant coffee and a prayer?
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Helpful? Or do they just hand you a key and disappear faster than you can say "vacancy"?
Okay, spill it. What's the absolute BEST thing about staying at the Camelot Arms? And what was the worst?
Would you recommend it? And if so, who is this place *really* for?
* Are budget-conscious. * Appreciate a bit of character. * Don't mind a little bit of "quirk." * Value friendliness over fancy. * Don’t mind a slightly wobbly microwave.
If you're looking for a genuinely pleasant, affordable base from which to explore Auckland, and you're happy to embrace a bit of the… *eclectic*… then give Camelot Arms a shot. Just don't expectRoaming Hotels
Post a Comment for "Auckland's Hidden Gem: Asure Camelot Arms Motor Lodge!"