Escape to Paradise: Magic Beach Hotel, Hurghada, Egypt
Escape to Paradise: Magic Beach Hotel, Hurghada, Egypt
Escape to Paradise: Magic Beach Hotel - Hurghada, Egypt - A Review That Doesn't Pull Any Punches (and Has Wi-Fi!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or, you know, the iced tea – it is Egypt, after all) on the Magic Beach Hotel in Hurghada. I've spent enough time there to develop some opinions, and let me tell you, it’s a mixed bag. This is not your sanitized, perfectly SEO-optimized corporate review. This is the real deal.
First things first: Accessibility. Okay, this is where things get… complicated. The good news: They actually seem to try. They have facilities for disabled guests listed! The bad news: I didn't personally test this out. My mobility is currently fine, but based on my observations… it's not perfect. Elevators are present, which is HUGE. But the layout? Might be a bit of a maze. If you absolutely need impeccable accessibility, double-check with the hotel directly and maybe even ask for pictures. Don't rely on my word! I hate to assume, but I'm just being honest.
Let's talk about the good stuff: The Zone of Bliss (and the occasional cockroach)
The amenities are where this place shines. Okay, let's go one by one:
The Pools! Oh. My. God. Several gorgeous pools. One with a view, which is pretty much mandatory at a place called "Magic Beach," right? The outdoor pool is HUGE and the water is crystal clear. This is where you're going to spend most of your time. Sun, drink, repeat. It's a vibe.
The Beach! The name "Magic Beach" says it all. It's right there, just steps away from the hotel. White sand, turquoise water… it's postcard-perfect. You can even swim in the sea! I know, revolutionary!
The Spa! Ah, yes. The promise of relaxation. They list EVERYTHING. Body wraps, scrubs, sauna, steam room, massages. I tried a massage (because, you know, research). It was… adequate. Not the best massage of my life, but definitely better than nothing. The steam room? Steamy. The sauna? Sauna-y. Fine. But the pool with a view? That was a game changer!
Fitness Center: So, I, uh, looked at the fitness center through the window. Let's just say I preferred the pool. It looked… functional. Not exactly a state-of-the-art facility, but hey, you're on vacation! Maybe run on the beach instead?
The Food (and the occasional stomach ache): Let's be real, Egyptian food is a mixed bag. The Magic Beach Hotel offers everything from Asian to Western cuisine, and, of course, the ever-present buffet. Okay, here's where things get a little dicey. The buffet is… enthusiastic. It's got everything! Pasta! Kebabs! Fruit! But… it can be slightly chaotic, and sometimes… let's just say my stomach gave me a little side-eye on one of the nights. A la carte is available in the restaurant, but I am not sure about that. I am a buffet kinda guy. I'm sure you'll be fine! The poolside bar is a MUST. They mix a mean cocktail, and the snack bar is perfect for those mid-afternoon cravings.
Food and Drinks, The Good, Bad, and the Buffet that almost Ended Me. The buffet is like entering a battlefield. You have to battle for the best of the best dishes, the ones that look the most beautiful. The same with the drinks. I recommend to bring a bottle of wine yourself.
Cleanliness and Safety - A Mixed Verdict.
I'm very happy they have everything. Anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizers everywhere, daily disinfection, and staff trained in safety protocol. However, room sanitization opt-out is available! Between stays, they sanitize the rooms, and they have sterilized equipment. Food and drinks are carefully separated, and the staff use masks.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms (with… quirks).
My room was… fine. Comfortable bed. Blackout curtains (a lifesaver!). The coffee/tea maker was a nice touch. The air conditioning worked like a charm. The internet? Yes, yes, yes! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Hallelujah!). The internet was spotty in times. It would cut in and out, but overall it was okay.
What about for the Kids? (If you have them!)
Babysitting service, family-friendly. They have a kids meal. I saw some kids there playing in the pool… or in the kids facilities.
Getting Around!
Airport transfer is available, and they have a car park. I just took a taxi.
The Verdict:
The Magic Beach Hotel is a solid choice for a Hurghada getaway. It's got the pool, the beach, the amenities, and the sunshine.
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Here's what you get:
- 3 Nights and 4 Days of Bliss: You will be enjoying the sunshine immediately!
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Warning: May cause excessive relaxation, tan lines, and a sudden urge to move to Egypt permanently!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, probably-covered-in-sand-and-sunscreen experience of a trip to the Magic Beach Hotel in Hurghada. Prepare for chaos, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta love for the Red Sea.
The Hurghada Hurricane: A Very Unofficial Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival – "This is Egypt, Baby!" (Or, How I Learned to Haggle Like a Pro…or At Least Try)
- Morning (Okay, More Like Mid-Afternoon): Touchdown in Hurghada! Jet-lagged, slightly sweaty (thanks, Egyptian humidity!), and clutching my passport like it's a winning lottery ticket. The airport? Absolute pandemonium. Picture a swarm of bees around a honey pot, but the honey pot is your luggage. Customs was a total blur. Managed to get through, somehow, after fumbling around for the vaccination certificate. (Pro Tip: Print everything, the Egyptians love paperwork.) The hotel pick-up? After a tense moment when they couldn't find my name on the list. (Turns out, "Sarah with the Red Hair" wasn't specific enough.)
- Afternoon: Arrived at Magic Beach. Whoa. Okay, this is… a lot. Bright colors, a slightly chaotic energy (which I'm strangely vibing with), and a view of the Red Sea that almost made me weep. Checked into my room. Let's just say, it's a room. A tad dusty, but the balcony does have a view of the pool, which is a win in my book.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Attempted to find the beach. Got lost. Wanderer around, a nice man showed me the way, he kept on talking but I didn't understand anything. Oh well, I was there. Had my first encounter with the Red Sea. Honestly? Breathtaking. The water is crystal clear, and the colour… it's like a turquoise dream. Spent a solid hour just staring at it. Afterwards I walked around a little on the beach, then attempted to negotiate a parasailing trip with a local. Let's just say, my haggling skills are, uh, developing. He started at an outrageous price, I countered with something embarrassingly low. Eventually, we landed somewhere in the middle. Wish me luck. Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Food was… interesting. Let's just say, I'm already craving a burger.
- Evening: Stumbled into the bar, ordered a local beer. It was better than expected. Attempted to listen to the entertainment, which was a very enthusiastic gentleman playing a keyboard and singing songs in English and Arabic. The vibe was infectious.
Day 2: Snorkelling Shenanigans & Sunburn Symphony
- Morning: Woke up ridiculously early, thanks to jet lag. Decided this was the perfect time for some beach time. The sun, however, was not my friend. Got a little bit too friendly with the sun. Now, I'm sporting a delightful shade of lobster.
- Mid-Morning: Snorkelling excursion! Booked a day trip. The boat was packed, the music was loud but the coral reefs were out of this world. Fish in every colour imaginable, and it felt like swimming in an aquarium. I had difficulty following the guide, which made it difficult to see the best spots. I'm not the best swimmer, but I survived.
- Afternoon: Post-snorkelling nap (needed after the early start and sun exposure). Woke up to a throbbing sunburn. Re-applied the aloe vera. Twice.
- Late Afternoon: Explored the hotel grounds. Found a hidden hammock and spent a blissful hour swinging and reading (well, mostly napping). This is the life.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel. The chef really tried on this occasion, although my digestive system wasn't sure about all the spices. Tried the local specialties. Decided I prefer pasta. Went to bed early. The sun had zapped my energy.
Day 3: Red Sea Re-do and Local Life Lessons
- Morning: Morning's Beach Re-do. This time, tons of sunscreen and a big hat. Spent some time swimming, and watching the local Egyptians. They had their own, quieter beach area where they had a lovely time.
- Mid-Morning: Decided to wander out of the Hotel. Got lost a few times, got talked to by locals, managed to buy a few souvenirs (and a ridiculously large, shiny necklace, because, why not?).
- Afternoon: Back to the hotel for food, and some rest. I was exhausted, but the experience was incredible.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel (pasta again, of course). Watched the sunset over the Red Sea. It was ridiculous and beautiful.
Day 4: Desert Daydream & Bedouin Bliss (or, the Camel Ride that Nearly Broke Me)
- Morning: Woke up with a vague sense of doom. Today was the desert safari. I'm not generally a fan of sand, and camels? Well, they're majestic but also… smelly.
- Mid-Morning: Picked up by a jeep that looked like it had seen better days. The driver was, however, a local legend and a total adrenaline junkie. The dune bashing was insane. I screamed, I laughed, I may have silently prayed for the safety of my internal organs.
- Afternoon: Arrived at the Bedouin camp. Camel ride time. Now, I'm not going to lie, this was a bit rough. My legs felt like jelly, and I'm fairly certain I smelled like camel after. However, the Bedouin hospitality was amazing. Tea, incredible food (mostly grilled meat and bread, again), and traditional music and dancing under the stars. It was a truly magical experience.
- Evening: Back at the hotel, covered in sand and smelling faintly of camel. Couldn't feel my legs. Fell asleep the moment my head hit the pillow. Worth it.
Day 5: Shopping, Sunsets, and Saying Goodbye (For Now)
- Morning: Souvenir shopping! Haggled my way through the local shops, buying everything from scarves to shisha pipes (which I probably won't ever use, but they looked cool).
- Afternoon: Back to the beach for one last swim. Spent some time walking along the shore, collecting shells, and trying to imprint the memory of the Red Sea on my brain.
- Late Afternoon: Watched the sunset one last time. The colours were insane – pink, orange, purple, everything. It was the perfect ending.
- Evening: Last dinner at the hotel, a slightly sad, slightly content feeling. Said goodbye to the staff, who had become familiar and friendly. Stared at the Red Sea for a long time.
- Night: Packing up. Saying goodbye to this place, where every moment felt an adventure. I'll be back.
Day 6: Departure.
- Morning: Leaving. Sad. The airport chaos was even worse this time, but I didn't care. Egypt, you were nuts, you were beautiful, and I loved every bizarre, sunburnt, sand-filled minute of it.
- Afternoon: Arrived home. Sleep. Glorious sleep. Dreaming of turquoise water and the taste of salty air. Already planning my return.
Final Thoughts (or, the Rambling Aftermath):
This trip was a rollercoaster. It was messy, imperfect, and at times, downright chaotic. But it was also the most incredible, unforgettable experience of my life. The Red Sea is a place that soothes the soul, and the people are warm, generous, and always up for some laughs. If you're thinking of going to Hurghada, GO. Just remember to pack your sense of humour, your sunscreen, and your willingness to embrace the beautiful, messy, wonderful chaos of it all.
P.S. Definitely bring more sunscreen. And learn a few basic Arabic phrases. You'll need them. And maybe a chiropractor. My back still hurts from that camel ride…
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Alright, so, Escape to Paradise... is it *actually* paradise? Don't lie.
Look, "paradise" is a strong word. I'd say it's more like... *sort of* paradise, mixed with a generous helping of "interesting experiences." Think of it as a pizza. The crust is the good stuff, the beach is the mozzarella, the drinks are the pepperoni, and the occasional power outage? That's... the slightly soggy vegetables you end up picking off.
Honestly, it depends on your definition. If your idea of heaven is being completely undisturbed, with a spotless room and a silent beach, you might be in for a culture shock. If you're looking for a place to relax, have fun, and maybe make some questionable life choices (I'm looking at you, karaoke night), then *yes*, it's damn close.
The beach...is it *actually* good? I've seen some questionable photos online.
Okay, let's be real. The beach is *good*. It's not the pristine, powdery white sand you see in glossy brochures. There's some coral rubble (wear water shoes!), the occasional seaweed wrangling happening, and you might encounter a stray plastic bottle or two (sad, but true).
BUT... the water? Crystal clear, turquoise perfection. The snorkeling is surprisingly good (snuck a peek at a gorgeous parrotfish, don't judge me!). The sunbeds? Comfortable enough to nap on for hours. And the sunsets? Forget about it. Absolutely breathtaking. One evening, I sat on the sand with a mojito (see the pepperoni reference above) and watched the sun melt into the sea, and I swear, for a few minutes, the world felt perfect. And then I spilled my drink. Life, right?
How's the food? I'm a picky eater. Be honest!
Alright, the food's a mixed bag. The buffet is… well, it’s a buffet. Lots of variety, sure, and you'll find *something* you like. Probably. The breakfast felt the most consistent - a good enough omelette station. But the lunch and dinner... let's just say there were moments I was deeply, deeply craving a good old-fashioned BLT. Honestly, the best meal I had was probably a hastily purchased shawarma from a shop offsite. This is not a high-cuisine hotel, but you won't starve.
They do have themed nights, which can be fun. The Italian night was actually pretty decent. And the desserts? Hit or miss. Mostly miss. Except the baklava. Oh, sweet, sticky, glorious baklava. I *may* have snuck an extra piece or two. Don’t tell anyone.
What about the rooms? Are they clean? Do they have air conditioning that *actually* works?
The rooms are… well, they’re not the Ritz, let's put it that way. They're functional. They have beds, a (usually) working TV, and a bathroom that's... fine. The cleanliness is generally okay, with the room service staff working hard. But don't expect pristine perfection. There was a persistent stain on the carpet in my room that I *swear* was growing… but maybe that was the heat getting to me.
The AC? A lifesaver. Most of the time. There was one night, though, when the power flickered out for a solid hour. *That* was an "embrace the sweat" moment. But overall, yeah, the AC is your friend. A very sweaty friend, but a friend nonetheless.
What's the vibe like around the hotel? Is it chill or is it a party-central kind of place?
It's a mix. There's definitely a party element, especially around the pool during the day. Lots of loud music, people enjoying the swim-up bar, and general merriment. But it's not a *constant* rave. You can find quieter areas, especially at the beach or further away from the pool. Nights can be a little wilder with the bar open often late, and the occasional karaoke, which is, well, an experience.
One night I stumbled back to my room after a few too many cocktails, and the loudest karaoke rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody” echoed through the corridors. That was the night I met a guy named Kevin who was convinced he was a secret agent. I’m still not entirely sure he wasn't. So, yes, it's a mix. Be prepared for anything.
Seriously though, is it safe? I've seen some things online...
Safety is always a concern, and honestly, I felt *generally* safe. The hotel has security, and the staff are really friendly and helpful. The nearby areas felt okay during my visit (although I didn't wander far from the hotel at night). But I also heard some stories from other guests. It's definitely worth being aware of your surroundings, use common sense, and don't flash any expensive jewelry. Sadly, petty theft can happen anywhere. Keep your valuables locked up, and avoid those super-dark, deserted streets.
Alright, fine. You've painted a picture. Would you go back?
Honestly? Maybe. It's not perfect, far from it, but it *is* fun. It's a place where you can completely switch off, relax (mostly), and embrace the chaos a little bit. The staff are genuinely lovely, the beach is gorgeous, the drinks are plentiful, and you're bound to have some stories to tell.
Plus, where else am I going to perfect my drunken karaoke rendition of "Sweet Caroline"? (Don't judge.)
What should I *definitely* bring? Beyond the obvious sunscreen?
Besides the obvious (sunscreen, swimwear, a hat), here's my survival kit: a good book (for those power outage moments of peace), earplugs (for Kevins singing karaoke), bug spray (they *will* find you), a refillable water bottle (stay hydrated!), a small first-aid kit (band-aids are your friend), and an open mind.Your Stay Hub
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