Alper Motel Taipei Taiwan

Alper Motel Taipei: Your Unexpected Taipei Oasis Awaits!

Alper Motel Taipei: My Taipei Oasis…or Maybe Just a Really Nice Motel? (Honestly Reviewed!)

Okay, so I'm back from Taipei, and let me tell you, after battling the humid air and the sheer energy of that city, the idea of a motel felt, well, kind of… meh. But Alper Motel Taipei? They market it as "Your Unexpected Taipei Oasis Awaits!" and, well…they're not entirely wrong. Let's dive in, shall we? Buckle up, because this ain't your grandma's hotel review.

Accessibility: Okay, let's get the important stuff out the way. Alper Motel does offer facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE plus. I didn't personally test it, but I did see the elevators and the general layout seemed promising. Elevator access is crucial, obviously.

Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Edition (and My Slightly OCD Side)

Listen, I'm a germ freak, and travelling during the pandemic made me even worse. Alper takes it seriously. They roll out the big guns: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I even noticed they use Sterilizing equipment (like those creepy UV-light things). The staff are also Staff trained in safety protocol, wearing masks and all that jazz. They've got Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. This is reassuring.

They also offer the option to decline room sanitization, which is surprisingly thoughtful. The room sanitization opt-out available is a nice touch if you are, like me, slightly wary of anything that sounds overly clean. I didn't, because I'm still a germaphobe.

Cashless payment service is available. Easy peasy. They also have Check-in/out [express] and Contactless check-in/out. Seriously, this is how all hotels should be doing it now.

The Room: My Little Taipei Bubble

Okay, so the room itself? Pretty damn comfy. I mean, they've got the essentials: Air conditioning (a GODSEND in Taipei), a Coffee/tea maker (essential for my morning caffeine fix), a Refrigerator (perfect for keeping those Taiwan beers chilled), and a Free bottled water supply (I’m a big fan of not paying for water). Air conditioning in public area is helpful during the heat. They also have Blackout curtains (crucial for sleep), and a Reading light (for those late-night novel binges).

There's Internet access – wireless (praise be!), Internet access – LAN (if you're old school or have some serious work to do), and of course, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (because, duh). The Wi-Fi was surprisingly fast! I managed to stream several movies without buffering, which is a minor miracle.

I opted for a non-smoking room, which was great. They also have Non-smoking rooms available. The Soundproofing was also pretty decent. I didn't hear any party animals or anything like that.

My Honest Opinion: I'm not going to lie, the bed was ridiculously comfortable. Like, "I could live here" levels of comfortable. Extra long bed? Yes, please!

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure and more…

Asian breakfast & Western breakfast available, of course. I went for the Asian one because, when in Rome (well, Taipei). The Breakfast [buffet] was… fine. Not mind-blowing, but it had the basics. There's also Breakfast service and the option for Breakfast in room.
Coffee shop is a must because, yeah.
Room service [24-hour]: This is a HUGE win. Late-night noodles? Yes, please!
Restaurants: A few options on-site. I tried the Asian cuisine in restaurant, which was good… but nothing I'll be writing home about.
Snack bar: always welcome.

Things to do, ways to relax: More than just a bed?

This is where the "oasis" part of their marketing comes in. They boast some nice touches:

Fitness center: Yep, they have a small one. Didn't use it.
Pool with view: Outdoor pool? Okay, now we're talking! The pool was as lovely as it looked in the pictures, especially after a long day exploring the city. Very refreshing! However, I did notice a slight chlorine smell, which I suspect is from the chlorine they spray.
Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: They have all these things. I only used the spa for a massage, more on that later.
Massage: Okay, the massage. I am telling you, this was divine. I'm not exaggerating. After all the walking and the jet lag, my muscles were screaming. The masseuse was INCREDIBLE. I felt like a new person afterward. This alone made the whole trip worth it. If you do one thing at Alper, get a massage! Seriously!

Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter

They've got all the basics covered: Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Luggage storage, Concierge (super helpful for getting directions). Also, there's a Gift/souvenir shop (if you forget to buy that little something for Grandma).

Getting Around: Easy Peasy, Taipei Squeezy

Airport transfer: They can arrange this.
Taxi service: Easy to hail one outside.

The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect)

I did notice a slight musty smell in the hallway on one particular day. Nothing major, but it was there.
The bathroom amenities weren't the most luxurious, but they were adequate.
The "Happy hour" at the bar was okay. The drinks were a little pricey, but its not bad.

The Big Question: Should You Stay Here?

YES. If you are looking for a comfortable, clean, and convenient base for exploring Taipei, Alper Motel is a solid choice, especially if you're a big fan of swimming after having spent the whole day out and about.

Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 Stars (with a MASSAGE recommendation!)

It may not be a 5-star luxury hotel, but it's WAY better than just a plain motel, and a great place to crash after a long day being a tourist!

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Alper Motel Taipei Taiwan

Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly-obsessive journey of yours truly navigating the neon-drenched chaos of Taipei, all while bunking at the Alper Motel. Strap in. I'm probably gonna need a nap after reminiscing…

ALPER MOTEL ADVENTURES: A Taipei Tango (Messy Edition)

Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and Noodles)

9:00 AM: (Okay, maybe I was slightly late. Flight delayed. Don't judge.) Finally land at Taoyuan. Humidity hits you like a warm, wet hug -- a hug you immediately want to escape.
9:45 AM: Immigration. It's always a frantic, yet satisfying triumph. Remember, you are in transit - You are in the process of finding something. The first hurdle cleared!
10:30 AM: Finding the shuttle to Taipei. The signs are…optimistic. The driver looks like he's seen a thousand tourists, all desperately trying to decipher the same hieroglyphs. He's got that "been there, done that" look. I knew, I immediately knew he was the person for this trip.
12:00 PM: Arrive at Alper Motel. Oooooh, the sweet, sweet scent of… what is that smell? A blend of air freshener, old cigarettes, and maybe, just maybe, a hint of possibility. Honestly? I kinda love it. The lobby is less "hotel" and more "slightly-worn living room." There's a water cooler, a few ancient travel magazines, and a woman at the desk who can somehow manage a smile while dealing with my jet-lagged, sweaty self. Thank you, universe!
1:00 PM: Unpack. My backpack explodes onto the bed. Clothes everywhere. But hey, the room is clean-ish, and the air con is blasting. Win! There is definitely a huge picture of Taipei 101 hanging on the wall. That's my landmark, now.
1:30 PM - 3:00 PM: Food! Oh, sweet, glorious food! I stumble out, utterly starving, and find a tiny noodle shop around the corner. It's run by an ancient woman with a face like a crumpled paper bag and hands that move with balletic grace. The soup? Unbelievable. Spicy, savory, and ridiculously cheap. I nearly cry. Then I eat another bowl. And possibly a third. It's truly a religious experience.
3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: First walk, I will get familiar with the area. Every corner I turn brings a new explosion of sights, sounds, and smells. The scooters are insane – a swirling, buzzing river of metal. I nearly get mowed down three times, but hey, I'm still alive! The energy of Taipei is exhilarating. The constant hum of activity. The neon signs. It's sensory overload, but…I love it! There are even more noodle stands!
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Nap. Because jetlag. And noodles. And the sheer mental exhaustion of, well, existing. I think I might have dreamt in Mandarin. A very clumsy Mandarin.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Actually, a second dinner. This time, a street food adventure. The smells! The choices! I try something fried, something on a stick, and something that I'm pretty sure is a chicken's foot. No regrets.
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Night market exploration. The buzz of the crowd. So many people just trying to get by. The flashing lights. The vendors hawking their wares. I buy a questionable-looking mango smoothie and accidentally win a giant stuffed panda at a ring toss game. (What am I going to do with this thing?!) The panda is now my friend.
10:00 PM: Back at the motel. Collapse. My brain is mush. My feet ache. But my heart? My heart is full. I am exhausted and exhilarated. Taiwan, I think I'm already falling for you.

Day 2: Temples, Tea, and Utterly Delicious Dumplings

8:00 AM: Wake up (sort of). Shower. The water pressure is… interesting. But hey, it's hot. It's a minor inconvenience.
9:00 AM: Breakfast. I try the motel’s "complimentary" coffee. It’s… potent. And by potent, I mean it feels like it could strip paint. But hey, it gets the job done.
10:00 AM: Head to Longshan Temple. It's magnificent. The incense smoke swirls, the chants echo, the ornate carvings are stunning. I feel a strange mix of awe and utter confusion. And maybe a little bit of judgment because I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. (Note to self: pack more appropriate attire.)
11:30 AM: Get lost. Wandering the narrow, winding streets surrounding the temple. Discovering hidden alleyways, tiny shops, and a whole lot of local life. People watching at its finest.
1:00 PM: The tea houses. I find a traditional tea house. It's tranquil, a perfect escape from the city's rumble. I sit - drinking some tea by myself. I even start getting into it! I try to sip the tiny cup of tea with elegance like I have seen in movies, but alas, I was not born to do so.
3:00 PM: Dumpling time! I'm on a mission to find the best dumplings in Taipei. After some intense online research (and asking the panda for advice), I choose one.
3:30 PM - 6:00 PM: Eating dumplings. And I mean really eating dumplings. This is not just a meal, this is a quest. I order what seems like a mountain of dumplings. Steamed, fried, soup dumplings, the works. They are pure, unadulterated, dumpling perfection. I am in heaven. I eat until I can barely move. I contemplate ordering more. I decide against it. For now. The place is a bit crowded, and my waiter is a bit grumpy (but bless his heart). I can't understand him. But he keeps coming back for more. Even when the last dumpling is gone.
6:30 PM: Walk. I slowly stroll along the river, trying to digest the dumpling mountain. I watch the sunset, the city lights begin to twinkle. I feel happy. And full. And slightly sleepy.
8:00 PM: Back to the motel. I will try to watch TV. It is fun to watch the TV in Chinese while eating some snack. Then, falling asleep with the fuzzy image of Taipei 101 in my mind and dreaming of dumplings.
- Note: I accidentally left my passport and all my money in the dumpling restaurant! The true test of humanity. After a mad dash back (thankfully, it was still there!), the grumpy waiter even cracked a smile when I got it back. This trip is wild.

Day 3: Taipei 101, Museums, and a Meltdown (Maybe)

10:00 AM: Finally, off to Taipei 101! The skyscraper! The icon! I buy my ticket, grab a ridiculous picture of me holding the Taipei 101 miniature.
11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The ascent. The view from the top is… wow. Just wow. The city sprawls beneath me, a vibrant tapestry of colors and chaos. It's breathtaking. I am taking photos like crazy. Then I realize, everyone is here to take photos and enjoy the views. I feel a bit of pressure to be "impressed" and enjoy myself, but it's just an odd feeling, really.
1:00 PM: Lunch, with a view. I try some food court fare. It's… fine. Nothing special. The sheer volume of people is a bit overwhelming.
2:30 PM: Museums. I attempt to visit the National Palace Museum. I feel completely out of my depth. The sheer volume of artifacts is overwhelming. I end up wandering around, lost and confused.
4:00 PM: A small meltdown. I feel overwhelmed. The crowds. The heat. The language barrier. The exhaustion. I retreat to a quiet cafe, order a ridiculously expensive coffee, and consider just booking a flight home.
4:30 PM: After a good cry and a coffee, I get moving. It's not the end of the world. I'm in Taipei!
5:00 PM: Pick out a cute, little café, with some snacks.
8:00 PM: Back to the Alper Motel. Time to think. This whole trip is an adventure.

Day 4: The Road Less Traveled, Goodbye (For Now)

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Alper Motel Taipei TaiwanOkay, buckle up. This is gonna be… well, *me*. We’re doing FAQs about… well, let’s just say *things*. And I’m not holding back. Prepare for a messy, opinionated, and probably rambling ride.

So, like… what is this all about anyway?

Alright, alright, settle down. Look, I've been asked a *lot* of questions. Like, a LOT. From people wanting to know… well, things. And instead of answering them one by one, I figured I'd just lump 'em all together. Consider this a giant, disorganized brain dump of wisdom (and probably a healthy dose of cynicism). It’s all about… well, *stuff*. The messy, the beautiful, the infuriating, the hilarious, the *stuff* that makes up life. And me, trying to navigate it all without completely losing my mind. Probably going to fail though.

Are you really gonna be honest? Like really honest?

Heh. Good luck stopping me. Look, I'm not one for sugarcoating things. I'm the kind of person who'll happily admit they cried during the *Cujo* trailer (don't judge!). I'll tell you the good, the bad, and the ugly. The triumphs, the epic fails, and the times I just sat on the couch eating ice cream in my pajamas, wondering why the universe hates me. So, yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Brutally so, sometimes. Consider yourself warned. (And if I start getting too sappy, feel free to throw a virtual rotten tomato at me.)

Okay, so you're all about the 'stuff.' But what kind of stuff are we talking about? Like, what's the actual topic?

Um… *everything*? Honestly, I don’t really have a *topic*. This is more of a… a collection of thoughts, really. It changes based on what I’m thinking about at the moment. So, it could be super-serious one minute (like, oh god, existential dread!), and utterly ridiculous the next (like, should I have gotten the cat a larger scratching post?). It's a bit like a patchwork quilt made by a squirrel on Red Bull. Don't expect a coherent narrative arc. Embrace the chaos.

Let's get to the nitty-gritty: What's the worst advice you've ever received?

Oh, *boy*. There was this one time… okay, picture this. I was, like, 19, completely clueless about life, wearing a truly horrific outfit (hello, parachute pants!), and convinced I was going to be a famous poet. And my aunt – bless her heart, she's a sweetheart, but *seriously* – she told me, "Just be yourself!" ...Seriously. Like, I thought I *was* being myself, which was apparently a train wreck. It's well-intentioned, I know, but it's the *worst* advice ever. Because who the hell *is* ‘yourself’ anyway? A shifting, evolving, constantly-questioning mess of contradictions, that’s who! It just felt like a cop-out!

Okay, okay, enough with the negativity. What's the best advice you've ever gotten?

You know, surprisingly, it came from my grumpy grandpa - yeah, the guy who yells at the TV during golf games. The thing is, he has a way of stating things that just… sticks. He once told me, "Don't take life too seriously, kid. You're not getting out alive." I know, morbid. But the *implication*! It’s liberating! It’s like, "Oh, well, everything's gonna crumble to dust, what the hell!" It’s allowed me to be more… okay with the hiccups. The failures. The moments when I feel like a total idiot. It’s a nice antidote to the "be positive all the time" nonsense. It’s a reminder that, in the end, it’s all just… a cosmic joke. A good one, hopefully.

Speaking of hiccups, what's your biggest regret?

Ugh, don't even get me started. I mean, *regrets* are the worst, right? Like, a giant, festering sore that never heals. Okay, okay, I'll try to be concise. There’s this one time, back in college. I had this massive crush on this guy, let's call him... Mark. And I was so terrified of rejection that I literally froze. Never said a word. Never made a move. I just... sat there, pining. Watched him fall for someone else. The worst part? He was *actually* kind of into me! I found out years later. And, to this day, I still kick myself. Why didn't I just… *talk*? Why was I such a chicken? It's a stupid, small thing, but it's the ghost of “what if.” Ugh, even thinking about it makes my stomach churn.

How do you deal with stress and overwhelm?

Honestly? Poorly. I'm not gonna lie. I'm a champion procrastinator and a magnificent worrier. But, over the years, I've developed a few… strategies. First, deep breaths. Sounds cliché, but it actually does help, sometimes. Second, chocolate. Dark, rich, glorious chocolate. Third, and this is the most important one... I try to remember that everyone's a disaster, even the ones who *look* like they've got it all together. It’s comforting in a morbid sort of way. And if all else fails? A good cry. It releases tension. Plus, it’s cathartic! Then, chocolate again. In the end, acknowledging the feelings is more than half the battle. And, you know… occasionally, I stare into the abyss and laugh. It's either that, or I’d scream. And screaming is, well… frowned upon.

What's something you're passionate about?

Oh, well. I love a lot of things. But what really gets my… *blood* pumping? Books. Good books. The kind that grab you by the throat and don't let go. I can spend hours lost in a story, forgetting the world outside. I'm one of those people, actually, who gets genuinely *angry* when someone spoils the ending of a book. The absolute WORST. I also love… well, I love observing people. Watching them, listening to them. People are so weird, and wonderful, and utterly baffling. It's an endless source of fascination. And sometimes, you'll find a good story doing the observing.