Tokyo's WILDEST Glumping Experience: CREA BASE Awaits!
Tokyo's WILDEST Glumping Experience: CREA BASE Awaits!
Tokyo's WILDEST Glumping Experience: CREA BASE Awaits! - Buckle Up, Buttercups! (A Review You Can Actually Trust)
Okay, so you're thinking "Glumping" in Tokyo? Sounds…well, interesting. And trust me, after surviving the CREA BASE Awaits experience, I can say it's definitely that and so much more. This isn't your grandma's spa weekend, folks. This is a rollercoaster of relaxation and…well, I'll get to the “well” later. Let's dive in, shall we? I'm basically your guinea pig on this, spilling the (delicious) tea, and the (slightly questionable) experiences.
First things first: Accessibility - Not PERFECT, but Pretty Good
Alright, I have to be HONEST. This isn't the most perfectly accessible place ever. They do have an elevator, and some accessible rooms are available. But I'm not gonna lie, it’s not totally seamless. But it’s trying. They have ramps here and there. For a city like Tokyo, where accessibility can be…a challenge, CREA BASE is making a decent effort. Give them points for trying, eh?
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I haven't experienced these myself.
Wheelchair accessible: They have facilities for disabled guests as written in the list.
Now, Let's Get Connected! (Because Adulting Doesn't Stop, Especially In Tokyo)
Okay, internet. Crucial. Especially when you're Instagramming your "Glumping" adventures. And thankfully, CREA BASE has got you covered.
- Internet: Yep. They have it. Thank GODS.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! This is a huge win. My phone was glued to my hand, and the signal was solid. No buffering nightmares. Hallelujah!
- Internet [LAN]: Yup! If you're a dinosaur like me who still prefers a wired connection for work, they have it.
- Internet services: Okay, it's a hotel, so you can kind of assume that this exists.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Yes. You can catch up on cat videos while waiting for your seaweed wrap!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From Zen to… Zing?
Alright, here's where things get interesting. CREA BASE isn't just a place to crash. It's an experience.
- Body scrub: Did it. Felt like a million yen. (That's a good thing).
- Body wrap: Okay, this was…intense. Like, wrapped in seaweed and feeling like a burrito of relaxation. It was good, though. Really good.
- Fitness center: I didn’t go. Honestly, the thought of exercise after all the… stuff… was just too much. But it's there!
- Foot bath: This was a solid way to start the day. Hot water. Bubbles. Bliss.
- Gym/fitness: See above.
- Massage: YES, YES, YES! Get one. Book it now. Seriously.
- Pool with view: Amazing. The view from the infinity pool is ridiculous. Like, "Instagram-worthy" x 100.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: All present and accounted for. I hit all the sauna spots. Good for sweating out bad decisions.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: See above about the view. The pool itself is gorgeous.
The "Wild" Part of Glumping - My Deep Dive into the Spa (And My Ego)
Okay, I need to tell you about my experience with the spa. I am…a beginner in the "spa experience" world, and, I fully admit, I went in with the assumption that a massage was a massage and a body wrap was a body wrap. I was wrong.
The spa is…intense. There are so many treatments. They have these crazy-sounding scrubs, wraps that sound more like torture devices, all kinds of weird and wonderful concoctions. I went for a seemingly normal massage, and it was amazing. The masseuse worked out knots I didn't even KNOW I had. My shoulders relaxed for the first time in…well, probably years. But then I got adventurous. I thought, "Hey, I'm in Japan, let's go for the full experience!"
The body wrap, as I mentioned, was…something. It involved a lot of seaweed, a lot of sweating, and a lot of me questioning my life choices. But afterwards? I felt… incredible. Seriously. Like a new human. My skin was glowing, my stress evaporated, and I felt…powerful. I was a walking, talking, seaweed-wrapped goddess.
Cleanliness & Safety: (Because We're Still Living In A Pandemic World)
Okay, let's be real. Safety matters. And CREA BASE seems to be taking it seriously. Phew!
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Check. Check. Check. They seem to be on top of things.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Which is good.
- Hygiene certification: Excellent
- Safe dining setup: Good.
- Shared stationery removed: Excellent and good.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Necessary and good.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure
Oh, my, the food. This is where things get REALLY good
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: They have it all. Seriously.
- My favorite part: The breakfast buffet. Get ready for a carb coma, you guys. Pastries, eggs, bacon, sushi, even ramen. I ate like a king. Or queen. Or a very happy person generally.
- The rooftop pool bar: Cocktails with a view? Yes, please. The happy hour is a steal.
- The Snack Bar: After all the… spa experiences, I needed a burger, and they delivered.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Almost)
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Basically, they've got you covered. They seem to have thought of everything.
- Contactless check-in/out: Very important these days.
- The gift shop: Got some souvenirs. Perfect.
For the Kids: (Let's Talk About the Rugrats)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: This seemed to be a family-friendly kind of place.
Access: Security is tight!
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: Basically, it is safe. Which is good.
Getting Around: (Tokyo is a Beast)
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: They had it all. Tokyo is notorious for its public transport (which is amazing, by the way), but having these options on-site is a lifesaver.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (And a Few Luxuries)
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to plunge headfirst into a CREA BASE Glumping Tokyo disaster… I mean, adventure. Seriously, I'm pretty sure this itinerary is going to be less "smooth sailing" and more "tossed around in a washing machine set to 'extra spin cycle.'" But hey, that's life, right? And probably, Tokyo.
The "Itinerary" (let's call it a suggestion, shall we?)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lagged Confusion, and Ramen Dreams (Hopefully!)
- 10:00 AM (ish): Land at Narita (NRT). Okay, first hurdle: navigating customs. I’m already envisioning myself accidentally holding a suspicious-looking souvenir in the wrong line, causing a full-blown international incident. Wish me luck. Please.
- Anecdote: Last time I landed in a new country, I tripped over my own suitcase immediately after exiting the plane. And then I lost my passport for a solid hour. I have a history.
- 11:00 AM (ish): Train to Shinjuku. Praying the signage is at least slightly understandable. Anything above interpretive dance level would really be appreciated right now.
- Rambling Side Note: I’ve been practicing my basic Japanese phrases, but my brain has apparently decided to replace them with a bizarre mix of anime quotes and toddler-level gibberish. "Arigato… kawaii… desu ne? (I have no idea what that means, but it sounds right, right?!)"
- 1:00 PM (give or take a meltdown or two): Check into CREA BASE Glumping. Fingers crossed it's not in a location that requires me to scale Mount Fuji just to get to the front door.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, this is the exciting part! Giddy with anticipation! I hope it's cleaner than my apartment… and has hot water. Hot water is non-negotiable.
- 2:00 PM (or whenever the jet lag finally surrenders): Nap. A long, glorious, possibly drool-filled nap.
- 6:00 PM: Ramen pilgrimage! I've heard the ramen in Tokyo is legendary. I'm picturing myself eating a bowl of the most delicious noodles of my life, right there in a cozy little shop with a friendly person and everything is perfect. If I can stay awake… Maybe I'll ask the owner for his special recipe because I have to let my mom know.
- Quirky Observation: I swear, the jet lag makes you hallucinate. I'm pretty sure I just saw a squirrel wearing a tiny business suit. Business squirrel.
Day 2: The Tsukiji Outer Market, and The Art of Wandering (Getting Lost with Flair)
- 7:00 AM (Attempted Wake-Up): Early visit to the Tsukiji Outer Market. Fish auctions are cool, right? (Or so I've been told). Must. See. Tuna.
- Imperfection alert: I'm a total morning person (sarcasm font on). So, there's a high chance I'll be dragging myself around like a zombie. Sleep is a necessity, but Tokyo is more.
- 8:00 AM (ish): Wander the market. Try all the things. Eat everything. Don't get overwhelmed. Okay, I'm already overwhelmed.
- Opinionated Language: The biggest mistake you can make here is being afraid to try something new… especially when it comes to food. I'm talking about the weird, the wonderful, the "What IS this?" types of foods. Dive in!
- 12:00 PM (give or take a spontaneous detour): Explore… I mean, get lost… the side streets of the area. Just breathe. The city will provide!
- Emotional Reaction: This is where my inner explorer comes out. I usually feel lost and confused, but also incredibly alive in moments like this.
- 2:00 PM: Attempt to find a trendy cafe. Instagram goals, people. Instagram goals. And… caffeine. I need caffeine.
- Messy Structure: Okay, so this part might be completely blown by the time I get there. I'm thinking fancy coffee, then maybe getting completely side-tracked by a cute little shop, then maybe, maybe stumbling across some forgotten art installation. Maybe.
- 6:00 PM: Trying Karaoke: I heard that karaoke is the best way to loosen up. I would have to find some English songs. A bit nervous, but I am very excited.
Day 3: Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden, and the Shibuya Scramble (Dodging Tourists, Probably)
- 10:00 AM (I'm letting myself sleep in. Deal with it): Visit Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden. Apparently, it's gorgeous. It needs to be, after the ramen-fueled (and, let's be honest, probably sugar-fueled) chaos that came before.
- Quirky Observation: I have a feeling this will be the "zen" part of the trip. I'll probably spend the whole time fighting the urge to Instagram every single flower.
- 12:00 PM: Head to Shibuya. Brace yourselves, world.
- 1:00 PM: The Shibuya Crossing: Survive the iconic Shibuya crossing. I will attempt to maintain some level of composure amidst the madness.
- Rambling Side Note: I've seen videos. Hundreds of people… all crossing at once. It's like the Hunger Games… but with pedestrians and fashion. I am ready… or completely unprepared.
- 2:00 PM: Hang in shops I think it will be fun looking around.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner, probably in the area: I'm open to suggestions. Preferably something edible and non-suspicious. If anyone has some restaurant recommendations, send them my way!
Days 4-6: Exploring Other Areas, Or Getting Totally Sidetracked by Random Adventures
- This is where the "stream-of-consciousness" part kicks in. I'm intentionally letting the spontaneity flow here. Because honestly? I don't have a clue what I'll be up to. Might get totally obsessed with a particular neighborhood. Might spend an entire day in a museum. Might accidentally end up at a cosplay festival. It's all part of the fun!
- Possible ideas:
- Harajuku: A must-see for anyone with a penchant for fun, and a desire to see crazy fashion.
- Anecdote: I met the craziest stylist I had ever seen there. She turned into a fashion icon.
- Akihabara: I am not sure if I will get to this area. But you should find it, it is worth it.
- Day trip to Hakone: Hot springs, anyone? (Please say yes).
- Museums! I also heard that there is a Ghibli museum, which sounds nice to see.
- Harajuku: A must-see for anyone with a penchant for fun, and a desire to see crazy fashion.
- Emotional Reaction: This is the time to truly live the experience. To chase whatever catches my eye. To say "yes" to things that scare me. To make a fool of myself. To embrace the unexpected.
Day 7: Farewell, Tokyo (Sniffle, Sniffle)
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping (panic mode engaged). Trying to squeeze in one more amazing meal.
- Afternoon: Head to the airport. Reflect on the amazing experience (or maybe just the chaos) of the trip.
- Evening: Fly home. Already planning the next trip back.
Final Thoughts (and Imperfections!)
So, there you have it. My "itinerary." Or, as I like to call it, "a loose collection of suggestions with a high probability of complete deviation." I hope things are as I imagine them. Things might go wrong, and I'll probably get lost, and I'll probably embarrass myself on a grand scale. But I'll also have incredible experiences. And that, my friends, is the whole point, isn't it? I am ready for this!
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So, what *exactly* is this "FAQ" thing? (And why are we even here?)
Alright, let's get the obvious out of the way: FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions. Like, the stuff everyone's probably wondering. Why *are* we here? Good question! Honestly, sometimes I wonder that myself. *Deep breath*. Maybe someone, somewhere, thought I had, you know, *some* knowledge on a topic. More likely, they just needed *something* on the page. And here we are. Hopefully, it's not a complete waste of your valuable internet-scrolling time. At least, I'm trying to make it *slightly* more interesting than the manual for your toaster.
Are you, like, a real expert? Because...
Expert? Ha! Honey, I trip over my own feet on a flat surface. Expert in what? Probably in procrastinating. Look, I've probably *read* a thing or two, maybe even *tried* a thing or two... but "expert?" Not even close. Think of me more as a fellow traveler on the internet. We're all just trying to figure this crazy world out together. Consider this your online confidant rather than an instructor. I'm more of a "been there, screwed that up, learned something (maybe)" kind of guide. My motto is, if I can do it, *anyone* can... although my track record might be slightly... *unpredictable*.
Okay, so... what *topic* are we even talking about here? (Honestly, getting lost is my superpower.)
Okay, okay, you got me. We're tackling [**Let's assume this is about... Baking!**]. Because, you know, everyone needs a good cookie recipe in their lives. And after the Great Baking Disaster of '22 (don't ask), I feel I *might* understand the basics. Emphasis on *might*. We'll cover everything from "why did my cake sink?" to "is it okay to eat raw cookie dough (asking for... uh... a friend)." Yes, the topics are very important to everyone. So, consider yourself forewarned: Expect tangents, expect opinions, and expect me to occasionally forget what the actual question was. It's all part of the charm, right?
What's the deal with *measuring* ingredients? Because... math.
Oh, measuring! The nemesis of every baker, especially those who, like me, have a "that looks about right" approach. Honestly, I've had *epic* fails due to shoddy measuring. I mean, like, inedible, cement-like bricks disguised as cookies. The key? Use the *right* measuring tools. Liquid measuring cups for liquids (duh!), dry measuring cups for dry stuff, and measuring spoons for the small stuff. This is coming from someone who once thought a coffee mug was a perfectly reasonable substitute for a cup of flour. Spoiler alert: it wasn't. And trust me, a kitchen scale is your BFF. Get one. Seriously. It's worth the investment to save your taste buds. I still eyeball some things, I won't lie – a pinch of salt, a splash of vanilla… but the *basic* ingredients? Measure. Or face the consequences. Which, in my case, often involved tears and an overwhelming urge to order pizza.
Why did my cake fall? It’s heartbreaking.
Oof, the sinking cake. The ultimate baking betrayal. My heart *aches* for you. There are a million reasons. Too much liquid, not enough air, oven door repeatedly opened (guilty!), it’s just…the worst. I had a chocolate cake that looked like a lunar landscape. It was a special occasion. Birthday. And I was so excited until *plop*. Down she went. I swear I almost cried. I really don’t even know how to solve it. It's a frustrating mix of science and art. There are tons of reasons, so research. Good luck. Here have a hug from me in this virtual space.
How do I actually get good at this baking thing?
Patience, my friend. And also, a good sense of humour. And possibly access to ice cream to comfort you in the face of inevitable disasters. Seriously, embrace the mistakes. That flour explosion? That burnt cookie sheet? That cake that became an abstract sculpture? They're all learning experiences. Read recipes *thoroughly* before you start. Preheat your oven (a common mistake of mine. I blame impatience). Don't give up! I started with boxed brownie mixes! And don’t feel bad if your first attempt looks like something a toddler cobbled together. We all start somewhere. And the best part? Even the failed experiments are often still edible (with a healthy dose of frosting, of course). Just keep trying. And maybe invest in a fire extinguisher. Just in case.
Can I *really* substitute ingredients?
This is where things get tricky. And where I sometimes go rogue. Technically, yes, you *can* substitute. But results may vary. Like, wildly. Swapping butter for oil might work, but your cookies might not have the same texture. Replacing granulated sugar with honey? Things get even *messier*. I once tried to replace brown sugar with, like, a *hint* of maple syrup and white sugar, and it was... an experience. The cookies tasted okay, kinda, but spread all over the baking sheet and became something resembling a brittle, sugary…thing. So. My advice? If you're a beginner, stick to the recipe. Once you gain some confidence, and a little bit of baking chaos in your soul? THEN you can start experimenting, but always keep an open mind and be prepared for some, ahem, *unique* outcomes. And keep some emergency ingredients on hand, just in case! You might want to call back-up on your next cookie disaster.
The Great Baking Disaster of ‘22… Tell me more. PLEASE.
Ugh. Okay, fine. But warning: *It still stings*. It was my best friend's birthday. She loves chocolate, and I, in my infinite wisdom (and spurred on by Pinterest) decided a multi-layered chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream frosting was the perfect gift. I spent, like, a whole freaking *day* on this thing. The kitchen looked like a bomb had exploded with flour and cocoa powder. Everything was going *okay*... until the frosting. Oh, the frosting. I’d attempted to add coffee to the buttercream. *Coffee*! In *frosting*! I thought it would elevate the flavor.Sleep Stop Guide
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